LAYTON, UT—Certain it was all that was holding her back from finding the man of her dreams, area mom Janet Kessler told reporters Thursday that she was convinced her 30-year-old daughter Meredith would be married by now if she just brushed her hair more.
ELMHURST, IL—Barely able to contain his enthusiasm for whatever they would be talking about later on, area man Marc Kahan was reportedly excited to hear that his girlfriend has been doing a lot of thinking, saying Thursday that she must have come up with a really great idea.
"Taylor and James were first spotted canoodling at a pre-trial hearing," reports Perez Hilton as reporting, alongside a Photoshop image of Swift sitting on the witness stand with the notoriously disturbed young man.
Many were surprised to find out so many gorgeous (and possibly single) ladies had such bold political beliefs.
PHOENIX—Providing a brief summary of who he is and what he considers most important for a successful relationship, area man Todd Waterson’s Ok Cupid profile flatly states he is looking for someone he can control, sources confirmed this week.
PARK RIDGE, IL—At a ribbon-cutting ceremony held Tuesday on the steps of the recently completed 200,000-square-foot facility, Hillary Clinton opened a new presidential library and museum that commemorates the presidency she might have had if elected.
Former Make Dating Great user Monica Fuentes described the site’s male users as “hateful and racist” after thousands of male users harassed her off the website in just 12 hours.
“I just wanted to find a man to chase down illegal immigrants and take long walks on the border wall with.
Reynolds and Gordan both maintain that membership will pick up as the election season continues on.
NEW YORK—Offering one-click companionship for singles who have exhausted all other options, new last-ditch dating website Last Shot.com, which launched earlier this week, pairs users with a partner based solely on whether they have open sores anywher...